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I Can’t Find My Watch!

I Can’t Find My Watch!

Dear Hal- I live on the third floor of an ocean view condo. During a recent storm, the woman who lives on the first floor asked if she could stay with me as she was concerned that her place could be flooded. Fortunately, the storm was not as bad as forecasted and her place was

Black Tie Stressed

Black Tie Stressed

Dear Hal- I am 80 years old and have been together with a woman for the past year and a half. Her grandson is getting married in the fall and it is a black tie event. She wants me to purchase a new, expensive tuxedo for the event. At my age, this seems a waste

Two Time Loser

Two Time Loser

Dear Hal- After two failed marriages, I am not looking for another ride on the merry go round. I am 68 years old and the marriages lasted 7 and 12 years. I have two children with my second wife. I will soon be moving to the sun belt and I know that some women have

Religious Manipulation

Religious Manipulation

Dear Hal- I am a lapsed Catholic. A woman I am very interested in is much more devout. I have been attending Sunday services with her and she is after me to become more involved in the offerings at the Church. I really do not feel any spiritual re-awakening for the religion and I am

Fooled By Plastic

Fooled By Plastic

Dear Hal- I have been divorced for nine years (I am 70 years old) and I have been very active socially because, as you have pointed out, there are many single women out there. Over two years ago, I was set up with a woman who although she was very pleasant, I just wasn’t attracted

Not Snake Charmed

Not Snake Charmed

Dear Hal- While my grandson is in the city where I live going to University, he asked that I take care of his pet snake. Since he lives thousands of miles away, I said yes as it another reason for him to come over and spend some time with me. Although the reptile doesn’t require

Aging Hippie

Aging Hippie

Dear Hal- I am a 73 year-old widower who has been living with a woman for the past 2 years. She is 74 and we live in my place. Two weeks ago, she fell and broke her hip. She needed a hip replacement and has been in rehab. She makes little comments about how I

Back In The Pontiac

Back In The Pontiac

Dear Hal- After years of denying myself, I purchased a restored, 1962 Pontiac Bonneville convertible. I had always wanted one of these large “boats” since I was a kid and with the passing of my wife a year and a half ago after a long illness, I did not want to wait any longer. I

No Ink, Please

No Ink, Please

Dear Hal- The woman I am seeing is a divorcee and she keeps herself very fit and is quite a head-turner. After sex the other night, she confessed that she wants to get a tattoo on her ankle. She was brought up very prim and proper and now, she says, she wants to be more

Dealing with a Pick Pocket

Dealing with a Pick Pocket

Dear Hal- I am fortunate to live in a community of active seniors. The other night, four of us went out to dinner and a movie in a friend’s car. We went as 2 couples but we are all just friends . . . nothing more. The next day, I realized my wallet was missing.

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